Why am I so naive? Who else would have messed up by ordering “KINKY, the Clown” for a six years old party?
You know, I have been very busy lately. I have been looking into litigation with Red Lobster (shrimp burn), Wal-mart ( papercut from Stayfree box), the Catholic Church (Bingo incident) and now the PTA.(Hooters). I didnt have time to check references. I found Kinky in the standard yellow pages. Said she did balloon tricks and magic. (Sword swallowing or something like that)… I knew something was wrong when she showed up wearing tight black spandex and spiked heels. Well, the B-day party was in full swing, and I did promise the kids a clown. long story short, now all the neighborhood kids are scared of clowns, their moms all flip me off, and their dads keep asking me when my next party is going to be. I have a 9 year old too , would Kinky be more appropriate for his party?
For my 8th b-day I had Mr. Stiff & Hard The Flexible clown at my party thanks to my older sister and look how I turned out. Look Ted you’ve been through a lot, not to mention the little “subway” incident…so I can understand your confusion. Put it like this… Your son will grow up to worship you…the fathers in the neighborhood think you are a hero and well the women…hmmm…we all know (from the incident with you & the telescope) that some of those ladies turn into Kinky the clown at night….
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